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    Barbara was lying in bed one night. Fred was falling asleep but Barb was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.

    She said: “You used to hold my hand when we were courting.”

    Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.

    A few moments later she said: “Then you used to kiss me…

    Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.

    Thirty seconds later she said: “Then you used to bite my neck…”

    Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.

    “Where are you going?” Barb asked..

    “To get my fucking teeth!”


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    Barbara was lying in bed one night. Fred was falling asleep but Barb was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.

    She said: “You used to hold my hand when we were courting.”

    Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.

    A few moments later she said: “Then you used to kiss me…

    Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.

    Thirty seconds later she said: “Then you used to bite my neck…”

    Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.

    “Where are you going?” Barb asked..

    “To get my fucking teeth!”


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